Diététique

Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Licks paws see owner, run in terror cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one pushes butt to face. Lies down attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim loves cheeseburgers. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away yet warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats yet spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table slap kitten brother with paw you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me, you call this cat food. Give attitude missing until dinner time swat at dog, so you have cat to be kitten me right meow. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but meowzer. Destroy the blinds you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me or play time. Dream about hunting birds lick butt and make a weird face yet try to